40 hari mencari

9.2.12

Bismillahirahmanirahim...

haaa... kali bukan post pasal cinta na. ni post pasal kesedihan dan rintihan hati. kisahnya berlaku ketika aku sedang berjalan kesorangan ke pavilion dengan poket tak berwang. tapi bajet jadi budak pavi kata orang KL.

ketika berjalan kesorangan. aku melalui jalan yang indah dan bersih. dibahagian kiri aku jalan tu. ada cermin yang dapat melihat imej aku. cermin ni rasanya kat shopping complex mana-mana pon rasa memang ada. sambil jalan dengan machonya. aku sempat mencuri pandang cara aku berjalan dekat cermin tu. dalam hati dok kata. mesti stail kan. sebab tu ramai awek dok pandang pandang.
sebelum 40 hari
semasa mencuri pandang tu.
argghhhhh..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tidak....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aku perasan. bumperku makin besar. wuaaaa...... ini tidak adil tidak adil tidak adil bagiku bak kata yuna. bagaimana dressing dah stail tapi bumper bleh beso ni. hati aku meronta ronta masa tu. 
selepas 40 hari
soooo... sekarang. aku mengambil langkah. untuk menjalankan satu misi. haaa.. bukan misi 12 macam kat astro tu. tapi misi. 40 hari mencari nasik.

40 hari ni aku tak kan sentuh nasik. lantak la orang nak blanja ka. tokei beras nak blanja ka. menteri buat open house besar besaran ka. aku tak kan makan nasik. 40 hari ni aku akan mencari kfc ke, piza ke, mcd ke, n satay ke. 

btw. mohon jangan tengok lama sangat gambar ni ye. meleleh air liur kang. haaa... ini adalah hiasan dari google je.

yang makin gemok.

@hilmitempoyak


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  1. Dya NadiahFebruary 9, 2012 at 1:45 PM

    Ehehe . Good luck, best wish for you :)

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  2. HanisLazimAndTheShakleeFebruary 9, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    moga berjaya .

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  3. Miera HassanFebruary 9, 2012 at 2:05 PM

    amboi gambar... haha

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  4. iAmCekbolatFebruary 9, 2012 at 2:09 PM

    giler ahh gmbr tuhh.. kahkahkah.. terangsang cik anon woii..

    GUDLUCK..

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  5. Lea IsnawiFebruary 9, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    ternoda mata aku kejap dtg sini

    wahhh berusaha nak slim melim eh
    caiyok!!

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  6. ZULHILMI TEMPOYAKFebruary 9, 2012 at 2:25 PM

    @Dya Nadiah :

    hihihi... thanks.. xnk join ke.. ;p


    @aniswany :

    thanks... anda tu kan tembam gak.. meh la sme2 kuruskan.. ;p


    @cik miera :

    tgok je ek.. jgn g gatai buat frame lak. hahaha


    @CekbOlat-bOlat :

    hahahaha... opsss.. teransang pon jgn la gtau kat sni. hahahaha


    @Lea Isnawi :

    tutop balik mata tu. jgn dok tenung lama sgt. hahaha...

    btw. thanks.. meh la kurus sme2.. ;p

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  7. UnknownFebruary 9, 2012 at 4:44 PM

    alahai,,malu aku tengok gambar atas tu,,haha,,ape pon gudluck

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  8. akuamirFebruary 9, 2012 at 5:18 PM

    haha,, terbaik laa zul..... ;D

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  9. inna_risnaFebruary 9, 2012 at 7:59 PM

    tahan ke 40hari tak makan nasi? tu kan makanan ruji kita?
    anyway, have a balance diet yup...gud luck..^^

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    oit2.. mkn nasi sehari skali enuff, if nk lose weight, if x makan nasi 40 hari nnti bila jmpa balik nasi tu u cant refuse to stop nk mlantak nasi jek. haha =p

    lg 1, try slow2 wat push up 300x in a day. bukan brterusan.. maybe 50x skali buat. then sambung. im a gym instructor , maybe i can help u by givin some tips =)

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    niceee.
    nnti dah kurus.
    boleh jalan2 lagi dekat pavi.
    haha

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  12. NanaFebruary 9, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    hek ele..ele ele ele..haha

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  13. Liyana ZahimFebruary 10, 2012 at 12:34 AM

    Gambar mcm takde kne ngena sgt dgn cite... Hahaha.. Pahni mknla sayur shj.. Sbulan selepas, kompem muka ijau.. Terlebih klorofil.. Kahkahkah!

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  14. ZULHILMI TEMPOYAKFebruary 10, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    @iszieylyanziy :

    jgn la tgok lama2 sgt..hahaha
    btw. thanks.. :D


    @akuamir :

    hahahaha.. terbaek ke.. thanks.. :)


    @miss inna :

    nk try tgok... hihihihi... mkn roti ngan kfc je skrg.. heee...

    btw.. thanks... :)


    @Natasya Naslin :

    xnokkkk.....hahahaha.....putus asa ngan nasik...hahaha

    perghh.. push up 300x..?? 50x buat pon bleh kejang perot...hahaha

    ohhh... u r gym istructor..?? gym mn.. tringin lak nk pg.. hihihi

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  15. ZULHILMI TEMPOYAKFebruary 10, 2012 at 9:58 AM

    @chemay :

    kite jln sme2 ke... yipi2...hihihihi...


    @Nana :

    fine... jeles la tu..hahahah


    @Liyana Zahim :

    hahahaha...sje la nk tunjuk sblm dan slps. hahaha...

    tlg la bg tips sket...hihihihi.... nk kurus mcm awk.. ;p

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  16. misyamissyouFebruary 10, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    hehek! ye2 je ni xnak makan nasik..huhu pe2 pn kite mmg perlukan kerbohidrat tuk tenaga

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  17. dhiera zainudinFebruary 10, 2012 at 1:10 PM

    tak paham. nak naik kan berat badan ke ape ni?

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  18. UnknownFebruary 10, 2012 at 3:29 PM

    haha kesian..kuat kentot pon bumper maken besar eh?? eh rasenye dak2 pavi sume bumper besar! :) so xperlu teruskan kempen 40 hari tanpa nasik! haha

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  19. Aimi RosliFebruary 11, 2012 at 12:21 AM

    haa, semoga berjaya.

    pizza susah nak resist tu :p

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  20. ZULHILMI TEMPOYAKFebruary 11, 2012 at 6:08 AM

    @misyamissyou :

    dah mkn pisang n roti.. dah 2 hari dah... heee


    @dhiera :

    nk turun berat badan syg...heeee


    @emy zulaiha :

    kesan kadang2 tahan kentot kot. hahaha... fine.. tah2 emy pon dak2 pavi ape.. hahaha...
    meh la join emy....nmpk mcm dah beso tu.. ;p


    @Aimi Rosli :

    thanks.. heeee...
    piza tu nnt nk date ngan spe2 ke..
    ngan aimi ke.. ;p

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  21. UnknownFebruary 11, 2012 at 8:00 AM

    Aku nampak ko kt pavi...haha
    [bajet kenal]

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  22. UnknownFebruary 11, 2012 at 8:33 AM

    40 har tanpa nasi?w0w..~

    eyh!tpkan makan nasi lagi besh..kenyang..yummy..~

    apa2 pun gud lark la ye...:)

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  23. LidiaSurayaFebruary 11, 2012 at 9:18 AM

    Best of luck k

    Btw
    Salam knl
    I singgah n follow
    Tq dtg jengan my blog

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  24. eikieynFebruary 11, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    haiii... saye datang bawak nasi beriani siap ayam panggang ni.. tedappppnyaaa.. :P :P

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  25. Nalisa SyahiraFebruary 11, 2012 at 10:39 AM

    ye ke tu boleh tahan tanpa nasi sampai 40 hari ? hehe , pape pun goodluck ler , hihih .

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  26. cik kiwi'sFebruary 11, 2012 at 10:40 AM

    hehehehe...zul. aku pun ngah berazam jugak ni. tp bukan 40 hari, berpuluh2 ari nak kurus..:P

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  27. Sarah Mohd SalehFebruary 11, 2012 at 11:33 AM

    huahahahahaha.go!go!loose ur bumper.loose ur spare tyre.kihkih

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  28. CikrosecuteFebruary 11, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    hehehe cam tak percaya gambar di atas...follow sini...

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  29. Cik tikahFebruary 11, 2012 at 12:23 PM

    tapi orang malaysia x makan nasi pelik la :P

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  30. Anis Adila ArisFebruary 11, 2012 at 12:32 PM

    amboi...makanan yang lain tu lagi ber"kalori"

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  31. azalia hjsallehFebruary 11, 2012 at 1:03 PM

    nk ikut jejak langkah awok boleh x?

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  32. miranadiaFebruary 11, 2012 at 1:06 PM

    good luck yer. dah pernah berazam cenggini...tapi tak leh ar tanpa nasi

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  33. EyanaNoorAzlanFebruary 11, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    semoga berjaya..

    salam ziarah ^^
    thanks sudi sggah belog eyana..
    fllow here.. ;)

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  34. J.SyazwanaFebruary 11, 2012 at 1:37 PM

    taknak cari nasi tapi nak cari piza, kepci dengan mekdi. apakah? hahahahahahaha !!

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  35. S H I T E QFebruary 11, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    hahaha. diet2!

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  36. Suraya ArisFebruary 11, 2012 at 3:23 PM

    wow boleh ke tak makan nasi?
    tak boleh hidop wooo

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  37. NuruashiaFebruary 11, 2012 at 4:14 PM

    walaweeeiii nuru pon nk kalo 40 ary jd kurus hahaha

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  38. stuckFebruary 11, 2012 at 4:31 PM

    40 hari tnpa nasi?? mmg giler ouh..kalau aq,mmg xboleh lah...40 hari +++ perlu nasi...hehehe~
    semoga misi ko berjaya..aammiinn~

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  39. hanaFebruary 11, 2012 at 5:19 PM

    semoga cepat2 kurus...
    =D

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  40. dillFebruary 11, 2012 at 7:11 PM

    alah. baru nak belanja nasik ayam. postponed la ye zul :)

    dill.

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  41. meisnaniFebruary 11, 2012 at 8:54 PM

    hahha awatnya 40hari je???
    nape ta 8bulan? komfem kurus.. kikikiki

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  42. CikTeddyCornerFebruary 11, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    mkn kfc,mcd lg la tmbah lemak oi!haha
    bnykkan sayuran n buahan la..

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  43. rhm slzrFebruary 11, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    semoga berjaya ye..jangan diet, nanti tmbah gemuk pla..tapi selalu la kentut msti hilang angin termasuk lemak kat badan tu.hahaha

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  44. ILA HonEyBuNNyFebruary 11, 2012 at 9:43 PM

    gemokkk?hehe

    good luck la..kekekkeke

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  45. DFebruary 11, 2012 at 10:31 PM

    amboiii laaah!!
    misi tak mencari nasiiii eh eh?
    abeh pe hal nak cari mcd kep c dan sekutunye?
    baik tapaya wt misi tuhhh okeh!
    buang masaaaaa jeh.
    *emosionallllllllllllll

    btw btw , kiuttt okay even perutt u boroii pung.

    ikhlas . ikhlas.


    hahahaha.

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  46. UnknownFebruary 12, 2012 at 8:50 AM

    moga2 berjaya dlm misi tu.

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  47. shamyheartFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:41 PM

    cepat bersenam =)

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  48. LaLa mhdnorFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    nak join sekali lah :P

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  49. suzie rahmanFebruary 12, 2012 at 1:36 PM

    hihi..oklah tu..org lain xde bumper msti jles.:p

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  50. FARAFebruary 12, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    Alamak, KFC dgn Pizza tuh rasanya lemak dia TWICE daripada nasi.

    Kita tengok hasilnya selepas 40 hari ye. Bumper makin mengecil atau makin mengembang comel :p

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  51. UnknownFebruary 12, 2012 at 1:57 PM

    amboi. tinggi betul cita-cita hahah makanla lagi byk2 fast food tu biar kasi bumper naik 2 x ganda wakaka gud luck weh

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  52. Mawardi yunusFebruary 12, 2012 at 2:46 PM

    harap misi ko berjaya ye ;)

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  53. Rtp Farra ArishaFebruary 12, 2012 at 10:26 PM

    gemuk tandanya cukup zat. jangan jadi kurus cekeding sudahlah after 40 hari tidak makan nasi aaahahahaha.

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  54. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2012 at 11:21 PM

    hahaha...lawak la..bguslah...tu maknenye tak kurang nutrien mcm sye..:)

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  55. Ct AjaFebruary 12, 2012 at 11:44 PM

    hahahaha, kalu 40 hari ade gaya nak jadi cam dlm gmbar tu..hahha

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  56. ch000tzFebruary 13, 2012 at 6:01 PM

    best of luck :)


    http://ch000tz.blogspot.com/2012/02/monday-blues-kissing-hahaah.html

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  57. eyjalukmanFebruary 13, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    cepat2 , bg nasi beramai2 kt dia . haha

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  58. Kancil 8349February 13, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    good luck....apapun salam perkenalan daripada Kancil...

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  59. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2012 at 12:07 AM

    GOOD LUCK DALAM MENGURUSKAN BUMPERRR :DD

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  60. huda jamilFebruary 14, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    nak follow jugak la gitu. no nasi at all.

    (tapi kadang2 dlm seminggu ada jugak tergelincir sentuh nasi sekali) :P

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  61. Hans HanisFebruary 14, 2012 at 1:35 AM

    aku pun mengembang skrg
    dok tgh bagi kecut balik
    moga kita berdua berjaya dalam misi ini
    :-)


    P/S : Tolong Bantu Hans Menang iPad 2 ->

    http://hanspunyablog.blogspot.com/2012/02/pusingan-akhir-contest-gadget-impian.html

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  62. Ahmad SabreeFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    oppa follow sini...follow oppa balik okey... nice sgt blog ni... blog yg superb! entry yg sgt cool...
    selamat berblogging.. Maju Jaye! hehehehe.. nice to meet you...

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  63. widiea aziraFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:08 PM

    tak mkn nasik boleh kurus erk??

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  64. Mr.SheFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    amboi tempoyakk.. klo tak mkn nasi 40 hari, tp mcd hari2.. mkin gemok+++ la jawabnyee.. huu

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  65. eRza farEehaFebruary 15, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    gemok tu kiut ap..hehee..
    btw good luck 40hari..jgn 4 ari sudah..hee

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  66. Ms YunisFebruary 15, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    YE! JANGAN MAKAN NASI!

    :D

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  67. ayanutsFebruary 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    kalo nak diet....jgn lupa mkn nasi..jgn benci nasi..cuba kaji knp org ckp nasi tu blh menggemukkn sedgkn tidak

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  68. Nurul Iman RosmanFebruary 16, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    tak pasal2 cuci mate kejap ;)

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  69. the personFebruary 16, 2012 at 10:02 PM

    good luck bro, cam nielah kan manusia, kau nak kurus, aku nak gemok.hahah. good luck en. tempoyak yang AKAN kurus. hahah ;)

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  70. Liza RazakFebruary 17, 2012 at 2:34 PM

    good luck !! saya pon dah 3 minggu diet nasi :)

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